We're standing up for good old-fashioned understatement. 

Is our coffee the best ever?  Who knows. 

What we can say for sure is that it's 100% guaranteed to be above average.

Made from 100% Arabica beans, it's roasted at 5230 feet above sea level, where the thin air means less heat is required.  This reduces burning, boosts flavor, and enhances smoothness.

Hmm.  Actually, that does sound pretty stellar.

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